officialfrenchtoast:

cool date idea:

1. come over to my place with your dog

2. leave your dog

3. go home

(via spoken-not-written)

bckyb4rnes:

youngmushroom:

hwatlarry:

  • if you are a vegan
  • great!
  • tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
  • but if you ever
  • ever
  • tell me that im a killer
  • or try to make me feel bad
  • for eating meat
  • i
  • will
  • eat
  • you

ok but consider this: you should feel bad.

ok but consider this: i WILL eat you

(via k999)

Anonymous: face it you're fat and you need to do something about it hun xo 

calsgang:

masturbassist:

you know what, I do. You know what I’m going to do? Eat my emotions 

hey anon, fuck off and slap yourself with a wet jellyfish and do something better with your time rather than sending hate.