Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
    Me: Oh ok cool
    Kidnapper: Wut
    Me: This is a febreze commercial right
    Kidnapper: Wut
    Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh

flo-prato:

OITNB doesn’t have the “previously on…” because they know you watched the whole season in one day

(via idkijustlovecoldplay)

justablueumbrella:

A writer for the new york times interviewed a series of people who had survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. Every person she interviewed admitted that about two thirds of the way down, they realized that every seemingly meaningless problem that caused them to jump was fixable.

Every single person.

THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT

(Source: waste-it-dreaming, via shrineart)